Quotes

So here lately I have been pretty busy, but my students have made some excellent remarks. I will share them with you, because they are that fantastic.

We are doing a play about Japanese internment camps during WWII and one line in the play is "Whos is the enemy?!" To which a student responded "Jesus."

The students were talking about my slight coffee addiction and one of them said "Dunlap, I think Hitler would have run away from you before coffee."

We were discussing The Scottish Play one day and this is the conversation that happened.
-Student: "Don't say his name in the theatre, Mr. Dunlap will kill you."
-Me: "No I won't. The theatre gods will. Do not anger them."

A student was speaking to me about her fellow thespians and this is what she said.
-Student: "He just annoys the crap out of me and I want to punch him."
-Me: "You can't punch him. What you need to realize is he's a good kid, he just needs to pull his head out of his...."
-Student: "Coffee cup."
-Me: "Exactly."

-Me: "He guys, Liza Minelli is being given a special award for Life Time Acheivement in dance and theatre!"
-Student: "Who is Liza Minelli."
-Me: "Someone educate him before he kills me."

I was speaking with collegues about being in the hall between classes and this is what was said.
-Me: "When you stand here and they walk by, do you ever just want to push them into a wall?"
-Collegue: "All the time."
-Me: "Oh good, I'm not alone."

So a collegue and I were discussing songs we wanted to sing.
-Collegue: "I wanted to do something! What did I want to do?!"
-Me: *off handed* "Little GIrls."
-Studnet: "um................."
-Me: "The song from Annie!!!! Not like that!!!"

I love that my students are so out there, and hilarious. I may start writing all of their funnies down and publish a book. Just a thought. I hope you enjoyed.